Flop In The Sack

from It Makes A Crunchy Noise E.P. by Laura Imbruglia

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I like you, but you don't like me at all when we touch.
Sorry, but I'm not that experienced.
I didn't read the karma sutra books.

Give me a chance, we could watch reruns of "Sex/Life", hosted by Tottie Goldsmith. I know you know the show I'm talking about, we all watched it, but no one will openly admit it.

And I'm so sad, because at intimacy I'm bad.
Yeah, I'm a flop in the sack!
I put the crap in crappy, the shit in shitty, the really bad in really bad!
I'm a flop in the sack and I'm sad.

You should try to appreciate my other qualities - I make a really good chocolate cake...
And I read bus timetables great.

It's not my fault that I lay still like a beached whale - you see it's like I'm blind and sex books in braille.
I guess what I'm trying to say is - I just don't get the sex thing - it's not my bag, but I promise when we're done I'll still smoke a fag.

But I don't know why, and I think I'm gonna cry cos I'm a flop in the sack!
I put the dag in daggy, the stink in the stinky, the backward in backwards! I'm a flop in the sack...

And I'm sad cos I'm bad
Yeah I'm sad, I said because I'm really bad in bad - SING IT!
"sad, she said because she's really bad in bed - she said!"

I put the crap in crappy, the stink in the stinky, the dag in daggy, the shit in shitty!
I'm a flop in the sack and I'm sad.

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from It Makes A Crunchy Noise E.P., released September 1, 2003

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Laura Imbruglia Melbourne, Australia

Australian songwriter Laura Imbruglia has been releasing records since the early noughties, covering a range of genres from folk to throat-tearing punk, dark country, psychedelic rock and everything in between.

Laura’s fourth album “Scared Of You” (produced by Nick Huggins) was released 29 March 2019. ... more

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